The Most Inappropriate Christmas Tree Ornaments Guaranteed to Make Santa Switch You to the Naughty List

Christmas trees, when they’re bare, pretty much all look alike. It’s the decorations that make them a unique centerpiece of your holiday celebration. While some people stick to a color scheme or only use one variety of bulb with a bit of tinsel and lights, others go all out and create a chaotic Christmas landscape with their tree. There’s really no wrong way to do it. OK, yes there is. We say that because there’s a small contingent of Christmas tree decorators out there who seem to be trying to make Santa blush — or at the very least, are daring him to put them on the naughty list.

As you can imagine, the shapes of some traditional ornaments are ripe for reinterpretation. And the dirty minds of the world have taken them and run with them — right into the gutter. Yes, that means a lot of dicks, balls, and boobs; Santas in compromising positions; and four-letter words (and no, we don’t mean “holy”). So of course we had to round them all up for you to see.

These are the most inappropriate ornaments on the internet. Gawk and laugh if you must, but please, keep it classy on your own Christmas tree, especially if your mom’s coming over this year.

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