If ‘The 12 Days of Christmas’ Were Written In 2016

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There’s nothing like a timeless Christmas classic to bring you into the spirit of the season. But don’t you sometimes feel the songs are a little dated? Thank goodness for this festive Mandatory rendition that can both poetically recap the year and make you cry for the future. Here is our gift to you, The 12 Days of Christmas, written in 2016, just for you and your loved ones. Let us start on the twelfth day and work our way to tears together now.

But in order to help you sing along, we’ve included the music below, so you can sing along, while reading our new lyrics.

If ‘The 12 Days of Christmas’ Were Written In 2016

Now let’s start singing the whole countdown, and happy holidays!

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love sent to me…

12 Months Global Warming

sno

11 Catfish catching

nev

10 Thousand Clinton Emails

emails

9 Bad Hombres Om-ing

trump

8 States A’smoking

weed

7 ISIS Invading

isis

6 Musicians Dying

prince

5 Superhero Sequels

superman

4 YEARS OF TRUMP!!!!

saying

3 Bernies berning

bernie

2 Negan bashings

negan

And a First Lady who once modeled nude.

goblin

Wow, what a countdown! I hope you sang every single word of that amazing rendition. Now feel free to sing it until the year 2017 comes along.

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