The 10 Craziest Christmas Crimes

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The holiday season is when we’re supposed to come together as one big happy family and set aside our petty differences and baser natures. As anybody who’s ever seen Die Hard knows, that just doesn’t happen. For some reason, the Christmas season inspires crooks, thugs and other malcontents to really  step up their game and get on the naughty list. In this article, we’ll scour the December police blotters to share ten of the most absurd, craziest, ridiculous and over-the-top Christmas crimes. Get plenty of coal ready for these stockings, Santa. You’re going to need it.

The 10 Craziest Christmas Crimes

I bet your crazy family doesn’t seem so bad now, do they? Sure, they might annoy you and say inappropriate things at the very worst times, but at least they are not out there getting handcuffed while you’re hanging up the stockings and drinking your egg nog. That is unless one of your relatatives happens to be in the gallery above. If they are, well, try to enjoy the holidays anyway, because they only come along once a year.

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