British Teacher Fired For Getting Drunk Off Her Ass On Field Trip And Eating Chips From Between Her Boobs

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Hey, she didn’t hook up with a student, so we have to commend this teacher for just her love of partying — even if it was on a school field trip.

Just yesterday we told you about the choir teacher who hooked up with a 16-year-old student, and a while back we told you about yet another teacher who hooked up with two students in her classroom on the very same day. But this incident here is a tad different.

Gillian Rew, a 49-year-old headteacher at a British school, has been fired for going wild on a school field trip. And how did it kick off? Well, Rew just drank eight glasses of wine, which isn’t very much when you realize she has to deal with horrible kids everyday. I would have have drank 16. But it get’s worse.

According to The Sun, Rew herself up from the floor by holding onto a pupil’s ankles (as you usually do when you need help getting up), and Rew also balanced chips between her boobs. Kudos, Ms. Rew, kudos. Rew kept on going as she admitted to telling a student to “Put his body away as it was too sexy.” Rew admitted to making comments about entering students’ bedrooms, too. Oh, Rew.

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Rew does have an explanation for her behavior, though. Rew admits that she is “mortified” by her behavior, but blames it on her being overworked and having to deal with hostile colleagues.

Well, Ms. Rew, you will always be a legend in many people’s eyes.

Then there’s this teacher: Chemistry Teacher Writes ‘Dicks Out For Harambe’ On Student’s Test