Guy Blacks Out And Gets Hotel Room With Pirate Hooker

Most of you have been so hammered at least once in your life that you wake up the next morning and don’t really remember or understand what happened the night before. However, these sloppy drunk nights don’t usually involve pirate hookers. Casey’s did. Enjoy Casey’s story.

drunk texts pirate hooker, guy gets hotel with pirate hooker
drunk texts pirate hooker, guy gets hotel with pirate hooker
drunk texts pirate hooker, guy gets hotel with pirate hooker
drunk texts pirate hooker, guy gets hotel with pirate hooker
Then again, she could have just been a girl with pink eye who likes to party. (h/t Pleated-Jeans)

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