Damn Birds Being Jerks

We already know that cats are a-holes and that other animals are fully capable of being a-holes, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t single out the biggest jerks of all: birds. They’re hostile; they’re intimidating, and they’re unapologetic. If you see a bird coming your way — run.

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jerk birds, bird attack, asshole birds, mean birds

jerk birds, bird attack, asshole birds, mean birds

jerk birds, bird attack, asshole birds, mean birds

jerk birds, bird attack, asshole birds, mean birds

jerk birds, bird attack, asshole birds, mean birds

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