As a little brother myself, it’s the small victories over your older sibling(s) that keep you going sometimes. For instance, there was only one time growing up that I actually made my big brother cry during a fight, but I’ve held onto the satisfaction I felt for years. Sure, it was because I punched him in the spine when he wasn’t looking, but you gotta take your cheap shots when they present themselves. The little brother below had the right idea. There’s no worse feeling than having your personal property hijacked and held for ransom (again, aside from spinal cord injury). His older bro will surely think twice before asking for his help again.
For the record, that spine punch story is 100 percent real and accurate. Feel free to taunt Gary Dudak about it mercilessly with jabs like “Waaa! Baby can’t feel his arms” or “Hey loser, get beaten up by your baby brother recently?” It’s kind of losing its luster coming from just me all these years.
(via Imgur/EazyE973)
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