Chris Brown Tries To Apologise For Being Chris Brown In Open Letter, Fails

 

Chris Brown recently discovered one of, lets be honest, probably hundreds of illegitimate children he’s fathered in his never-ending quest of being the world’s highest achieving douchebag, and between parading her in front of the cameras to offset the world’s rightful disgust in him, is attempting to chuck a Bieber and apologise for past discretions as apart of his new “image”.

In an Instagram posted late last week, the shit-stain on the undies of the music world opened up the decaying pus-hole where his heart should be and penned this bizarre open letter that mediates on how much of an unfettered garbage human he truly is.

Commencing by saying he is “Konfuzed”, because grammar, much like the right for a women to feel safe in a relationship, be damned, Brown goes on to say most of his issues “always deal with love and me being in my feelings.” Mmmm, being IN your feelings. Deep, man. Real deep like.

The convicted felon continues by mentioning he can be a “dog” and that there has been times where he “looked in the mirror and hated the person” he saw, which, welcome to how most of the sane world sees you buddy, good work!

After an obligatory shout out to God, who we all know must have washed his hands of having anything to do with this turd awhile back, Brown seems to sorta, maybe, kinda apologise for the “choices” and “mistakes” he’s made before wrapping it all up in a tidy feces-smeared package with “I refuse to be petty and attention seeking. To know me is to love me. Good Bad UGLY!”

Oh, we know you Chris Brown and we categorically DO NOT love you. Sorry mate but a faux-apologetic open letter on Instagram does not delete the domestic abuse, violence and  hideously sexist slander. Into the bin with you forever please.

Heres the dirtbags full Instagram post below:

“I’m Konfuzed, I always thought I knew the concept of love. Fame and Money can get in the way of that. Most of my issues always deal with love and me being in my feelings. Not to mention me being a dog sometimes. I can’t speak for everyone but I can say that my actions contributed a lot to my karma. Being jealous and angry and controlling. There has been times where I looked in the mirror and hated the person I see. I talk to God a lot now. He’s given me so much and I feel like I waste his gifts becuz of my impulsive personality. The world is full of negativity and I feel I play a part in it becuz of the choices I’ve made or mistakes. I tend to accept the negative or the riff raff becuz I know what it’s like to be a young black “n—a” in America. I always see the good in people even when they don’t see it. I love others more than myself at times. Everything u see on the surface does not reflect what’s inside. This is my white flag. I surrender to life and all its blessings. I refuse to be petty and attention seeking. To know me is to love me. Good Bad UGLY! Sincerely, Konfuzed”

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