The Big List: John Oliver Vs. Anthony Weiner! NeverWet ReallySucks?

Time to become a politician, get caught up in a sexting scandal, publically apologize to my wife, resign from office, vow to never sext again, run for another office, give myself a ridiculous online username, do more sexting, get caught in another sexting scandal that’s even worse, shrug a little and check out these links!

 

John Oliver Destroys Anthony Weiner On The Daily Show

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/25/john-oliver-destroys-anthony-weiner_n_3652099.html

Not surprisingly, Weiner was d***ing us around.

 

NeverWet? More Like OftenKindaWet.

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http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/technology/2013/07/neverwet_review_the_water_repelling_spray_is_no_miracle_product.html

Now there’s a brand new way to ruin all your stuff!

 

Are The Movies Really Doomed?

http://www.avclub.com/articles/are-the-movies-really-doomed,100693

There’s no business like show business… as long as you’re making movies for Asia.

 

Meltdown At The Genius Bar: Woman’s Epic Screaming Fit Goes Viral

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2376857/Caught-video-Apple-Store-customer-screams-employee-doesnt-appointment.html

She needs to get something fixed: her attitude! #snap #talktothehand #rememberthe90s

 

Unambitious Loser With Happy, Fulfilling Life Still Lives In Hometown (The Onion)

http://www.theonion.com/articles/unambitious-loser-with-happy-fulfilling-life-still,33233

I look down on that guy from the ivory tower that is my ant-infested studio apartment.

 

That’s all for this NeverWet edition of The Big List.

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!

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