Josh Duggar Is Nowhere To Be Found



Remember Reformers Unanimous, the Christian treatment center that’s not really a treatment center where Josh Duggar is reportedly working off his sins? Nobody has seen him.

On Friday, August 28, eyewitnesses spotted Reformers Unanimous “students” pulling up to the facility’s affiliate, North Love Baptist Church, in a van for a local chapter meeting of the group, which promotes recovery from addiction through Bible studies. However, Josh was absent from the large party. On Sundays, RU residents are required to attend church services at North Love in the morning and the evening. “All students attend all services at North Love Baptist Church,” the RU website states. “We believe that continued church attendance is a key catalyst to continuing victory.” But a worshipper insists the married father or four wasn’t among the students who arrived to pray for their sins that morning or later that evening. “Josh definitely wasn’t there,” the onlooker says. “It was very strange.”

The Duggars are apparently flying Josh around like he’s under the Christian Persecution Protection Program.

In another surprising twist, the family’s private plane took a mystery trip on August 27 across the Duggars’ home state of Arkansas. The plane arrived in Paragould, a quiet, eastern town, around 9 am, and took off for home in Springdale around 6 pm. The Christian clan does not have property in the area, and no friends or extended family members are from the town. Also, there are no rehab centers nearby.

Has Josh been raptured? He’s probably been raptured. Or he’ll appear in three days. Most likely at strip club in Daytona making it rain with the gold leaf pages he tore out of his Bible.

 I realize these pictures of Phoebe Price and Mary Carey at a car wash don’t make any sense in this post. But, I mean, neither does religion.

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