Besides giving 45-65 year old women everywhere self-esteem issues that they already have, Bruce Jenner is on the June issue cover of Vanity Fair (and a 22-page story) as her new identity, Caitlyn Jenner. I assume it’s Caitlyn and not Kaitlyn out of spite. I also assume Caitlyn went to John Hopkins and asked for the Jessica Lange. I’m not gonna lie, I’ve had worse.