Sorry, fellas. Amanda Bynes is off the market. She might be still on some kind of suicide watch list though.
The 28-year-old troubled star, who was spotted wearing a diamond ring on that finger, claimed to In Touch Weekly that she was indeed engaged. His name is Caleb, reportedly 19, from Costa Mesa, Calif., and an employee at a bait shop.
Although she’s clearly insane, Amanda basically gave the best reason why all women engaged.
“I am very needy for friendship and I hate men. I want to f— them, but I can now say I’m engaged — get away from me,” she told the mag Sunday. “I want to be married and I want to be away from people.”
I say “might be engaged”, because this is Amanda Bynes, so let’s not rule out the possibility that “Caleb” might be a boy doll stuffed with straw and crumpled up magazine pictures of Drake.
