Even though he used to tweet homophobic jokes, Macklemore won Best Rap Album at the Grammys where he performed his song about gay acceptance which include a lot of lyrics that reeeaaally want you to know he’s not gay not that there’s anything wrong with that. Because white artists have learned that as long as you’re not gay or black, there’s a lot of money to made in pretending you are. He also looks like Birdman’s brother who didn’t end up in prison. Anyway, he also thinks the government, specifically Bush, engineered a false flag terrorist attack to bring down the Twin Towers. Look, I understand the reasoning behind conspiracy theories. You can’t wrap your mind around a tragic event, so you reconcile it with something even more tragic and outrageous to fit your own personal narritive. For instance, my penis is really small due to a CIA plot to keep handsome bloggers from reproducing thereby…sorry, kinda lost the thread on this. I’m gonna hit publish anyway. Moving on.
(h/t Buzzfeed)
