If Disney can make Pocahontas a heartwarming story about love against all odds instead of child rape and tuberculosis, then I really can’t wait to see The Lone Ranger. At least they used an American Indian as Tonto instead of a Canadian Indian. The Canadian Indians didn’t die because they had socialized medicine. Pussies.
The National Enquirer is reporting that Jessica Alba was spotted in a Hollywood video store grabbing several XXX videos. According…