If Madonna is the whore teen mom who got knocked up after playing beer pong when she should have been in second period, Lady Gaga is her 13-year old daughter in her fifth foster home who got raped by her foster brother with Downs Syndrome. Forced to have the baby, she threw it in a dumpster where it resurfaced years later in Australia in this abomination called a bikini. They call the creature Ke$ha. Without looking at all these pictures, I can honestly say I’d rather see a bikini contest in a burn ward than to ever have to edit pictures like this again.
Kylie Jenner’s bold outfits and glamorous poses for Puss Puss magazine prove that she is undeniably the fashion queen. The…
