Tiger Woods hasn’t made a public appearance since Thanksgiving and many people believe that he is hiding out on his $22 million yacht, Privacy. The $22 million yacht that is seven miles from where these pictures of Rachel Uchitel in a bikini were taken this weekend. Is this some sort of coincidence? Does my ass look hot in my new Diesel jeans? So many unanswered questions!
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