Shenae Grimes, who I’m told is a “star” on 90210 doesn’t seem to like wearing pants. If it were me going out shopping, I’d maybe buy some pants, or maybe cut up that Pier 1 bag and use it as pants. Then, maybe they’d call me plastic pants, and I would be a superhero or an eccentric homeless person. Pier 1 Pants Man, they’d call me, and I’d be king of the world.
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