If you're at the gym, you're being watched.
You fail 100 percent of the time you don't try. But hey, more sleep!
That's of very little consolation.
...for you and you alone.
Who are you, the pants police?
The important thing is you grow (your arsenal of resentment) from the experience.
It's a dangerously cheesy game you're playing when you don't share.
This should end well.
And here's where Kermit starts getting mean.
What am I going to do, sit here not watching YouTube videos and have them get pulled before I ever see them? Unlikely.
Sounds like a conversation best suited for your next holiday gathering with family, no?
So that's what the inner workings of his brain consist of.
This flips the whole joke on its head (just doesn't really make it that much funnier).
But you don't have to say that last part.
Into my belly.
Two evil Kermits cancel out, right?
Must be green tea.
See, that title is exactly what good Fozzy was trying to avoid.
You'll get that reference when we announce our winner.
And every competition has its champion.