That's not a great argument for or against, so we're off to a great start.
Boromir speaks for all of the internet...mostly.
You have to admit, you peed a little at the thought of not pouring your milk first.
A land of milk and honeys doesn't always prosper.
...to get put in your place.
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Pour yourself a hefty bowl of STFU.
If it weren't coming from "Confession Bear," this might meme something.
Don't worry, you're young. You can always start over.
The "bad boy" angle is a sure sign of desperation.
For real, no one is buying into this tough guy routine.
Didn't you learn anything from the kid in Slide 8?
Aren't there, like, 299 men behind you who you could ask to borrow some milk?
At least we know why he's in jail.
Eye'll have to agree with you there.
What are they hiding under all that milk?
Clearly, not even powdered milk can save him now.
Still, who died and made you captain of the breakfast table?
Where there's a bowl, there's a way.
Well now you're just being d**ks.