German Bro Nearly Obliterates Himself Using Too Much Gas For Backyard Fire

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We’re hitting the peak season for the summer backyard barbecue. So of course with the beautiful brats and savory steaks must come FIRE! … Just be sure to go easy on what you use to light it.

Case in point? This pyromaniac below who decided to test the limits of how much gas he could use to light his backyard fire atomic bomb. Just take a look at this dude.

German Bro Nearly Obliterates Himself Using Too Much Gas For Backyard Fire

Those Germans sure do know how to have fun, don’t they?

Here’s an alleged translation from a Reddit user:

Yankeetalk: “shiiiiiiit, Till [the dudes name]… Till, Till hurry get [unintelligible] water…..[something unintelligible, she wants to call or thinks they need the] police or fire brigade” …. other dude: “Nope [to police], nope [to fire brigade], we do it, we do it!”

German: “Scheeeißeeeee, Till… Till, Till schnell, hol […] Wasser… […] die Polizei oder die Feuerwehr” “Nix! [=Nichts] Nix! Das machen wir! Das machen wir! tehe”

Just imagine if Germany had a 4th of July. God knows this guy is ready … ‘MERICA!

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Josh Helmuth is the editor of Crave Sports and a contributor for Mandatory.