If it’s the day before the Academy Awards nominations are announced, then it must be the day the Golden Raspberry Awards nominations are revealed. “The Razzies” are the awards body that highlights the worst movies of the year, and although they have a long and storied history of taking cheap shots at obvious but not necessarily deserving targets, they’re still one of the only organizations that acknowledges – when all is said and done – that sometimes movies suck. And if nothing else we do appreciate that.
But this year there seems to be a bit of a problem. Most outlets are reporting that Zoolander 2 leads the pack of nominations with nine total, and that Batman v Superman comes in second with eight. That count seems to have come from the press release at (found here at Razzies.com), but that press release only lists eight nominations for Zoolander 2: Worst Picture, Worst Director, Worst Actor, Worst Supporting Actor (twice), Worst Supporting Actress, Worst Screen Combo and Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel.
Warner Bros.
Also: The Worst Movies of 2016: Or, The Importance of Having Standards
Unless somehow a category was left off of the press release, it seems as though a clerical error has probably been made. It seems unlikely that “Worst Screen Combo” counts as two nominations, for both Ben Stiller and his Zoolander 2 co-star Owen Wilson, since Batman v Superman was also nominated in that category and that would push that film’s total nominations to nine, which would – again – tie it with Zoolander 2.
It’s highly unlikely that this is anything sinister, it’s probably just a typo. Either Zoolander 2 had another nomination that got left off the ballot by mistake, or the press release had an inaccurate count. For now, here are the list of nominees in each of the Razzies’ categories.
WORST PICTURE
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Dirty Grandpa
Gods of Egypt
Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party
Independence Day: Resurgence
Zoolander No. 2
WORST ACTOR
Ben Affleck / Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Gerard Butler / Gods of Egypt & London Has Fallen
Henry Cavill / Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Robert de Niro / Dirty Grandpa
Dinesh D’Souza [as Himself] / Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party
Ben Stiller / Zoolander No. 2
WORST ACTRESS
Megan Fox / Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows
Tyler Perry / BOO! A Madea Halloween
Julia Roberts / Mother’s Day
Becky Turner [as Hillary Clinton] / Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party
Naomi Watts / Divergent Series: Allegiant & Shut-In
Shailene Woodley / Divergent Series: Allegiant
WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Julianne Hough / Dirty Grandpa
Kate Hudson / Mother’s Day
Aubrey Plaza / Dirty Grandpa
Jane Seymour / Fifty Shades of Black
Sela Ward / Independence Day: Resurgence
Kristen Wiig / Zoolander No. 2
WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Nicolas Cage / Snowden
Johnny Depp / Alice Through the Looking Glass
Will Ferrell / Zoolander No. 2
Jesse Eisenberg / Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Jared Leto / Suicide Squad
Owen Wilson / Zoolander No. 2
WORST SCREEN COMBO
Ben Affleck & His BFF (Baddest Foe Forever) Henry Cavill / Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Any 2 Egyptian Gods or Mortals / Gods of Egypt
Johnny Depp & His Vomitously Vibrant Costume / Alice Through the Looking Glass
The Entire Cast of Once Respected Actors / Collateral Beauty
Tyler Perry & That Same Old Worn Out Wig / BOO! A Madea Halloween
Ben Stiller and His BFF (Barely Funny Friend) Owen Wilson / Zoolander No. 2
WORST DIRECTOR
Dinesh D’Souza and Bruce Schooley / Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party
Roland Emmerich / Independence Day: Resurgence
Tyler Perry / BOO! A Madea Halloween
Alex Proyas / Gods of Egypt
Zack Snyder / Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Ben Stiller / Zoolander No. 2
WORST PREQUEL, REMAKE, RIP-OFF or SEQUEL
Alice Through the Looking Glass
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice: Dawn of Justice
Fifty Shades of Black
Independence Day: Resurgence
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows
Zoolander No. 2
WORST SCREENPLAY
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Dirty Grandpa
Gods of Egypt
Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party
Independence Day: Resurgence
Suicide Squad
13 Times The Razzies Got It Wrong:
Top Photo: Paramount Pictures
William Bibbiani (everyone calls him ‘Bibbs’) is Crave’s film content editor and critic. You can hear him every week on The B-Movies Podcast and Canceled Too Soon, and watch him on the weekly YouTube series Most Craved, Rapid Reviews and What the Flick. Follow his rantings on Twitter at @WilliamBibbiani.
13 Times the Razzie Awards Got It Wrong
-
Worst Picture: Cocktail (1988)
It Wasn't Worse Than: Caddyshack II or Mac and Me
Although Roger Donaldson's film was a silly attempt to do for bartending what Top Gun did for the Navy (and why he even tried, we have no idea), this forgettable drama is a damn sight better than some of the other nominees for Worst Picture in 1988. Caddyshack II is the worst kind of sequel, obnoxious and repetitive, and Mac and Me has since gone on to be hailed as one of the worst films of all time.
-
Worst Actor: Kevin Costner in Wyatt Earp (1994)
He Wasn't Worse Than: Steven Seagal in On Deadly Ground
Kevin Costner was, like most Razzie Award winners, an easy target when the overlong, relatively disappointing Wyatt Earp came out, but the problems with the movie had little to do with his performance. The Razzie Awards saw this film and Steven Seagal's embarrassing turn in On Deadly Ground (embarrassing, that is, even for Steven Seagal) and either thought Costner was worse, proving they have terrible taste, or that he was just more popular to hate that year. Somehow, Wyatt Earp also won Worst Remake or Sequel over Beverly Hills Cop III, City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold and The Flintstones.
-
Worst Supporting Actress: Madonna in Four Rooms (1995)
She Wasn't Worse Than: Amy the Talking Gorilla in Congo
Madonna is another popular punching bag for the Razzie Awards, having won seven Razzies so far (including Worst Actress of the Century), but singling her out for a Supporting Actress Award for Four Rooms was a cheap shot. She's barely in the movie, and her performance is perfectly decent. And saying she was worse than the god awful talking gorilla in Congo is just stupid and cruel.
-
Worst Actress: Demi Moore in G.I. Jane
She Wasn't Worse Than: Sandra Bullock in Speed 2: Cruise Control or Fran Drescher in The Beautician and the Beast
It wasn't the hit or even the meaningful drama it was trying to be, but giving Demi Moore a Worst Actress Award for Ridley Scott's G.I. Jane is grossly unfair. She gives a solid performance in the film as the first female Navy SEAL, and was far, far better than Sandra Bullock in the sequel to Speed or Fran Drescher, playing a somewhat shriller version of herself.
-
Worst Screen Couple: Leonardo DiCaprio as Twins in The Man in the Iron Mask (1998)
He Wasn't Worse Than: Ben Affleck and Liv Tyler in Armageddon or any combination of two people playing themselves in An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn
Immediately after Titanic, many were sick and tired of the praise heaped upon the multiple Oscar winner, and giving Leonardo DiCaprio a Razzie Award probably seemed like a soothing balm. It's too bad for the Razzies that he doesn't actually give a bad performance in the film as identical twins, or even appear opposite himself for more than a few minutes, making the "Screen Couple" nomination feel completely inappropriate. In contrast, Ben Affleck and Liv Tyler really didn't have much chemistry in Armageddon, and the ensemble cast of An Alan Smithee Film really were quite terrible.
-
Worst Director: Gus Van Sant for Psycho (1998)
He Wasn't Worse Than: Roland Emmerich for Godzilla or Alan Smithee (a.k.a. Arthur Hiller) for An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn
Lots of critics and audiences missed the point of Gus Van Sant's experimental, nearly shot-for-shot remake of Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho, so we're not surprised that the Razzies did too. It was argued that despite using all of Hitchcock's techniques, Van Sant's film came up short, but that was the whole rationale: to explore the ineffable artistic quality of filmmaking. A little highbrow for the Razzies, of course, but even on those terms it's unmistakably a better directing job than fellow nominees Roland Emmerich and Arthur Hiller (as Alan Smithee).
-
Worst Actress: Heather Donahue in The Blair Witch Project (2000)
She Wasn't Worse Than: Melanie Griffith in Crazy in Alabama or Catherine Zeta-Jones in Entrapment and The Haunting
None of the Worst Actress nominees in 2000 were really all THAT bad, but singling out Heather Donahue for her performance in The Blair Witch Project was unfair. Before the movie got overhyped, and therefore failed to live up to unnecessarily meteoric audience expectations, she was receiving solid reviews for her realistic performance as a documentary filmmaker falling prey to her supernatural subject. She deserves some credit for helping The Blair Witch Project become the influential success that it is.
-
Worst Eye-Gouging Misuse of 3D: The Last Airbender (2010)
It Wasn't Worse Than: Clash of the Titans
We're not going to argue The Last Airbender's many other Razzie wins (because it really is a terrible movie), but Worst Eye-Gouging Misuse of 3D? Maybe, if Clash of the Titans wasn't also nominated. The shoddy, rushed post-production 3D on Clash of the Titans is still considered a low water mark for the technology, and it remains an industry and audience punchline for just how awful 3D can be.
-
Razzie Sweep: 6 Wins for Mommie Dearest (1982)
It Wasn't Worse Than: Endless Love or The Legend of the Lone Ranger
When The Razzies decide to make a statement, they vote for a sweep. Mommie Dearest, starring Faye Dunaway as troubled actress and abusive mother Joan Crawford, was singled out for Worst Picture, Worst Actress, Worst Supporting Actor, Worst Supporting Actress, Worst Screenplay and eventually the Worst Picture of the 1980s. But the film's campy qualities only exist in a vacuum. It's actually a strong motion picture about an over the top person, and all the scenes people make fun of are genuinely scary in context. There were worse films nominated in 1982, and there were a hell of a lot worse films that came out in the 1980s.
-
Razzie Sweep: 8 Wins for Showgirls (1996)
It Wasn't Worse Than: Congo, It's Pat: The Movie or The Scarlet Letter
If you want to argue that Showgirls is a bad movie, we won't stop you. Certainly it's not a "good" movie, although it's earned its fair share of ironic and unironic devotees in the years since it won Razzies for Worst Picture, Worst Actress, Worst Screen Couple (for any combination of two people, or two body parts), Worst Screenplay, Worst New Star and Worst Song. And it was a damn sight better, or at least more fun to watch, than fellow nominees Congo, It's Pat: The Movie or the truly awful adaptation of the truly classic The Scarlet Letter. And its win for Worst Picture of the Decade, over The Postman and An Alan Smithee Film no less, is yet another low blow from the Razzies.
-
Razzie Sweep: 8 Wins for I Know Who Killed Me (2008)
It Wasn't Worse Than: Bratz, Daddy Day Camp, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry or Norbit
One of the many punchlines for Lindsay Lohan's tragic career was I Know Who Killed Me, an ambitious and surreal psychological thriller starring Lohan in a dual role. Most people hate it without having actually seen it, and most people who have seen it seemed to have missed the point. The Razzies awarded it Worst Remake or Rip-Off, citing Hostel, Saw and of all things "The Patty Duke Show"), but it's actually a pretty spot-on homage to the colorful, dreamlike Italian gialli thrillers from Dario Argento, Mario Bava, et al. Chris Sivertson's film also won Worst Picture, Worst Actress (Lindsay Lohan tied with herself), Worst Screen Couple (Lindsay Lohan and Lindsay Lohan, who barely appear on screen together), Worst Director and even Worst Excuse for a Horror Movie, over such wretched fellow nominees as Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem and Hannibal Rising. Say it's a bad movie if you must (we won't), but don't pretend it's worse than Bratz or Norbit.
-
Razzie Sweep: 7 Wins for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (2013)
It Wasn't Worse Than: The Oogieloves in The Big Balloon Adventure, That's My Boy or A Thousand Words
It took five films for the Razzies to finally notice just how popular/unpopular the blockbuster Twilight movies were, and they responded with one last-ditch Razzie Awards sweep, dishonoring practically everyone involved in Breaking Dawn - Part 2. The damnedest thing is, Breaking Dawn - Part 2 is probably the best (or at least most entertaining) movie in the series, with a schadenfreude finale that left Twi-Hards in tears, signaling with a knowing wink to the franchise's detractors that filmmaker Bill Condon knew exactly what he was doing, and was just having fun with a very silly story. The Razzies could have bestowed its awards on pretty much any other film in the series and gotten no complaints from us, but giving Breaking Dawn - Part 2 eight awards, over the despicable That's My Boy and the baffling Oogieloves no less, was the wrong way to go.
-
Worst Actor of the Century: Sylvester Stallone
He Wasn't Worse Than: Pauley Shore
When the Razzie Awards decided to name The Worst Actor of the 20th Century, we all knew they would go for the low-hanging fruit. But for some reason they picked on Sylvester Stallone, an actor who - admittedly - has appeared in a lot of terrible films but who has also given some fantastic performances in films like Rocky, First Blood and Copland. Pauley Shore was also nominated, and whether or not you think he's funny, you have to admit he's never done anything even remotely on par with Rocky. Or even Demolition Man.
