What’d you have for lunch today? A salad? Maybe half a sandwich? Even if it was something more significant than that, like a double cheeseburger and fries, competitive food eater Matt Stonie is here to put us all to shame. One burrito from Chipotle alone seems like it’s big enough to feed an entire family, but Stonie manages to down four of them. Oh, and he does it in just three minutes. Someone has a lot of quality toilet time in the not-too-distant future.
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