Cable Company
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Are They Banging Down Your Door?
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Are They Making You Wait a Little Too Long?
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Are They Laughing at You in Secret?
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Is It Not So Secretive?
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Do They Fail to Empathize With Your Having a Life?
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Do They Not Understand Plain English?
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Are They Monopolizing Your Life?
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Are They Jerking You Off for Pure Pleasure?
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Do They Make You Fee Like Their Little Bitch?
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Is Their Timing the Opposite of Perfect?
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Are They Your Least Favorite People in the World?