When your name sounds like “anal” and you dress like an escort and your eyes look like their favorite pastime is to be filled with semen, it’s only a matter of time before our hearts collide. But in this tale of lust and desire, will true love be found?! Will her vagina require reconstructive surgery?! Or will it lead to greed, revenge, and the ultimate betrayal?! Stay tuned for the answers to all these questions and more!
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