According to the comments on the Tom Hardy post yesterday, I’m a hateful homophobic who is living a lie as a secret homosexual because I don’t fantasize about other guy’s dongs in my mouth. So while you try to figure out that logic and while I try to avoid looking directly into the projection of the commenters, here is somebody I would actually like to fuck in the ass. Specifically, Jessica Biel at The A-Team premiere in Berlin. I know she doesn’t have a prostate, but I think I’m secure enough in my masculinity to be okay with that.
President Donald Trump says his wife, Melania, has repeatedly asked him to stop one of his rally routines. He performed…
