Christina Ricci attended the Whitney Museum Art Party in NYC last night, and it’s a shame that body I’ve wanted to titty fuck since Clinton was in office is attached to something from Antz. She’s hot, don’t get me wrong. But if she gives me a blowjob, I shouldn’t be wondering if her brain has a wireless internet connection so I can stream Netflix off her forehead. I think it would kinda spoil the mood.
President Donald Trump says his wife, Melania, has repeatedly asked him to stop one of his rally routines. He performed…
