A donkey in a sombrero and rollerskates would make more sense being on the red carpet at a movie awards show than Lindsay Lohan, but if this cracked out bitch loves anything, it’s attention. She hasn’t made a relevant movie in six years, but she took the condom out of her hair long enough to attend the MTV Movie Awards last night. Christ, this chick is a mess. If I was an alien from another planet who just landed here and somebody showed me a picture of this skank and told me she was only 23, I’d call off the invasion, because people obviously die on Earth at 26. You are a frail people and my planet needs perkier tits than this to survive.
President Donald Trump says his wife, Melania, has repeatedly asked him to stop one of his rally routines. He performed…
