Ashley Greene attended the 12th Annual Young Hollywood Awards where she apparently accepted the Hottest Chick In A Movie For Overweight 13-Year Old Goth Girls And Women Pedophiles. I don’t know why her chest is so shiny, but I think it’s because she’s the new penny in the piggy bank of my heart.
President Donald Trump says his wife, Melania, has repeatedly asked him to stop one of his rally routines. He performed…
