Britney Spears only wears gator wrasslin’ and pig pickin’ jamboree outfits or bikinis, and since I assume Mexicans don’t have pig pickins because they’re too busy with hanging sheetrock or pulling weeds out of my courtyard or whatever, here she is in a bikini in Mexico. Whatever. She basically looks like any other almost 30 mom with cankles in a bikini trying to relive her past with the first guy who will take her. Sounds exciting!
Donald Trump‘s aide, Natalie Harp, sparked comparisons to the President’s daughter, Ivanka, after her appearance. Harp has been in the…
