Heidi Montag was in a bikini doing whatever the hell she does on a beach in the Bahamas this weekend, and as much as I hate her, I’d probably hit it. Who am I kidding? For the past two weeks my penis has been like a lion that just escaped from the zoo. If you have a body like this you might as well be a limping gazelle.
Hilary Duff wore several high-cut swimsuits for her Sports Illustrated 2026 cover. The official page for the publication shared a…
