I realize her face looks like something Starfleet would fight, but if I wanted somebody to buy a hamburger, I guess I could do a lot worse than Audrina Patridge. She’s a skinny brunette with big tits. And just so we’re clear, that’s my penis’ answer for everything.
Democrats have chosen their first big target before they even return to power in Congress. Corey Lewandowski, the alleged lover…
