LAX just got a hundred times more beautiful, because in case you didn’t know, my girlfriend was there today. She’s not feeling well and she’s afraid to fly, so hopefully she got a drink on the plane to calm her down. Hopefully that will help. Or she can let my tongue go spelunking. You know, either or.
President Donald Trump says his wife, Melania, has repeatedly asked him to stop one of his rally routines. He performed…
