It’s hard for me to imagine that the government has a underground lair where it’s creating synthetic humanoids for the sole purpose of making me masturbate, but the more I see Kelly Brook, the more I realize that such treacherous plots are happening all around me! The secret machinations of the government! Oh, who can know them?!
President Donald Trump says his wife, Melania, has repeatedly asked him to stop one of his rally routines. He performed…
