NFL Starters Weigh As Much As …

As the saying goes, these 2014 NFL starters are “built like football players.” But what are football players actually built like? Here are a few comparisons that illustrate just how much punch these guys are actually packing.

Joe Flacco

Baltimore Ravens

245 pounds

Weighs as much as: 12 full grown male pugs

Aaron Rodgers

Green Bay Packers

225 pounds

Weighs as much as: Hot Dog Eating Champion Takeru Kobayashi, plus 776 hot dogs

LeSean McCoy

Philadelphia Eagles

207 pounds

Weighs as much as: A miniature llama in a 6-foot inflatable kiddie pool

Calvin Johnson

Detroit Lions

236 pounds

Weighs as much as: Jim Henson and eight Muppets

Jadeveon Clowney

Houston Texans

249 pounds

Weighs as much as: A “Jurassic Park” pinball machine

Peyton Manning

Denver Broncos

230 pounds

Weighs as much as: A model playing Xbox 360 on a 78″ LED Flat Screen TV

Michael Jasper

Buffalo Bills

375 pounds

Weighs as much as: An orca whale at birth

Dontari Poe

Kansas City Chiefs

346 pounds

Weighs as much as: Seven holiday lawn blowups

Philip Rivers

San Diego Chargers

228 pounds

Weighs as much as: An average-sized lederhosen-lady, carrying 13 two-liter glass beer steins

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