*Spoilers:* Tonight’s Impact Results: Open Fight Night Debuts

Nick Paglino

Samoa Joe and Magnus defeated Jeff Hardy and Mr. Anderson. Pretty good tag team match. Anderson and Jeff argued through the match and the finish came when Joe choked out Anderson. Hardy tried sliding into the ring as Anderson was reaching to him for help but Magnus was hiding on the floor and held onto Hardy's leg. Anderson blamed Hardy for the loss. After the match, Daniels and Kaz attacked Joe an Magnus and held the belts up to some boos.

The closing segment had Ric Flair, Gunner, Bully Ray, Daniels, and Kaz have a goodbye ceremony for Eric Bischoff with a red carpet, podium, portrait, and throne. Flair gave a speech but it was really hard to hear because idiot fans kept chanting the goodbye song. In a funny note, Flair pointed To a hot chick with fake jugs sitting in front of me and Said "Wow…" (off the mic).

Bischoff came out and sat in the throne. Each heel (except Daniels and Kaz I believe) gave a speech. Bully got a good laugh out of me when he told Eric that he was the wind Beneath Bully's wings. Garret Bischoff interrupted and Motor City Machine Guns, JB, and RVD were with him. Garrett bored me while talking and the crowd felt the same as they erupted into RVD chants (he didn't speak). Garret said they all pitched in for a gift and they brought out a port-a-potty. Bully called Garett an "ungrateful son of a bitch" and a brawl ensued. Garret and JB got away and they caught Bischoff. They shoved Bischoff into the port-a-potty, chained it up, then tipped it over.

They then opened it up and Bischoff cane out drenched in fake shit. Garret and JB sold the smell and clapped hands with the fans as they sang the Goodbye Song.

Afterward, Jeff Hardy came out and signed autographs and took pics for $20. Not a bad show. I said it was worth the price of admission and it was. It was free. While it was entertaining, I was annoyed that I basically wasted my time because I went there to see Bobby Roode, James Storm, RVD, Angle, and AJ Styles.

Storm, Roode, and Styles weren't even mentioned which to me is absolutely ridiculous. He's the heavyweight champ! What the hell? Also, the two that were there, one wrestled for a minute and a half (acceptable as he's injured) and the other stood there for 3 minutes. Kind of disappointing.

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