WWE RAW Results (3/12) – Team Laurinaitis Gets Two Members, Jericho Digs Up Punk’s Past, Cena’s Rap & The Rock’s Concert

Bill Pritchard

WWE RAW Results
By Bill Pritchard for Wrestlezone.com
March 12th 2012

Jerry Lawler tells everyone we are going to start off tonight's show with the first ever rock and rap battle, and he introduces John Cena as the Doctor of Thuganomics. Cena comes out in a retro Cavs jersey and rhymes about Rock being like LeBron James and writing notes on his arm. He continues by saying Rock is a joke and no one was chanting for him last week, but they were chanting "Tooth Fairy" and he says Rock will need surgery on his face. Cena ends it by saying he is going to kick Rocky's ass and he might not have balls, (then he pulls out a pack of Planters peanuts) and says he is going to stick his nuts in Rock's face. 

Dolph Ziggler (w/ Vickie Guerrero) vs Sheamus

Dolph showboats while Vickie claps, then Sheamus kicks him in the stomach and takes him down with a side headlock. Sheamus pulls him up and hits a shoulder block and a hip toss, then Dolph gets a few defensive strikes in but Sheamus sends him into the ropes. He tries to tie Dolph up and club him in the chest but Dolph frees himself and falls to the floor as we go to a break. When we get back, Sheamus hits another shoulder block, then he reverses a hiptoss and throws Dolph back out to the floor. Vickie gets in Sheamus' way while Dolph crawls under the ring, then he rolls out from the other side and kicks him in the back. Dolph sends Sheamus into the announcer's table, but they make it in before the count and Dolph gets a near fall.

Daniel Bryan is shown watching the match from a skybox and he says he wasn't rude to AJ last week, because he wouldn't do anything to upset her. AJ agrees with him and says nothing happened, then Bryan tells Josh Mathews that the interview is over as Sheamus hits a clothesline and a powerslam. Sheamus sets up an High Cross, but Dolph floats over so Sheamus catches him and throws him in the air and gets a two count. Dolph snaps his head off the ropes then goes up top, but Sheamus catches him and goes for White Noise but Dolph tries to counter with a submission. Sheamus throws him on the mat and gets a near fall but Dolph rebounds with a legdrop bulldog for another near fall, but Sheamus gets up and connects with a Brogue Kick for the win.

Winner – Sheamus  

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