Lyrics To Christian’s Rap At Backlash Last Night, More

Andy Stevens


Christian’s Backlash rap

Just prior to the main event of Backlash, Christian came to the ring to talk about his own main event status, the upcoming WWE Draft Lottery, John Cena and more. Rather than simply taking about these topics, however, Christian rapped his thoughts. Here’s what he had to say:

On RAW, you’ve got Batista with muscles to spare

But he’s got charisma, like Tomko’s got hair.

You got Triple H and Ric Flair, their legend still grows

26 titles between them, and the world’s biggest nose.

Have you heard the one about JBL, you know the rich guy on SmackDown!?

Well I hear his taxes are still soaring

But he’s no wrestling God, just a God of boring.

Seems to me I’m forgetting somebody…who am I forgetting?

Oh yeah, he’s the guy that inspired this little rap, the WWE Champion John Cena.

Well I got a little something for him

You wanna hear it? Well it goes a little something like this.

Hey Cena, you think I’m jealous of your fortune and fame

Well you talk like Snoop Dogg, but you look like Corey Haim

So after the draft, whether it’s RAW or SmackDown!, JR or Michael Cole

I will be champion, cuz THAT’S HOW I ROLL!

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