It’s My Time Now!
By: Chris âThe Authorityâ Schultz
Alright Gilbertti, you have got my attention. Don’t say you didn’t ask for it. Self-professed Authority? Do you even have a clue? I tried to just let it go. What little respect I did have for you is now gone, just like your in ring career. What you did manage to do is piss me off, and you will now find out why the pen is truly mightier than the sword! You rip on Konnan, Chris Cash, Kevin Kelly, Joe E. Legend, and all the other Wrestlezone writers and columnists as if you were the world’s most famous wrestling personality. Random Thoughts? I don’t think so. For now on, you can give a new name to what you call a column, and that’s Random B.S.!! Oh, and as far as your little contest to see who could write a better Impact show, I am not fooled. Just because you don’t have a creative juice in your body, doesn’t mean you can steal the ideas from the fans that can do your job twice as good! Why should I write a show for TNA? What do I get out of it? You or someone else from the TNA booking committee would just steal it for your own. Could I do it? Your damn right I could. That’s the problem with the business today. Former wrestling personalities are the ones writing the same old crap that they did during their hay day. In fact, I would go as far as to say, half of our Wrestlzone readers could do a better job.
You want to put yourself over on Wrestlezone by criticizing us writers, that’s fine, but no one’s buying it. When you look up curtain jerker in the dictionary, there is a big picture of The Disco Inferno right next to it. You had no business in the N.W.O. Wolf pack or the Filthy Animals. Must be nice to be able to write yourself into a storyline. When you became the leader of SEX in TNA, I knew that angel was about to get shelved quick. Face it Glenn, it’s over. As a matter of fact, it never was. Most fans have erased you from their memory bank. I consider Doink The Clown a better contributer to the wrestling business. I heard Domino’s Pizza was looking for some more delivery drivers.
This will actually be the last time I mention your name in any article I ever write from here on out. Your not worth the extra keystrokes. Fans don’t want to read about an ongoing war of words between a columnist and a FORMER professional wrestler. Wrestlezone has the ratings. This website is the best thing going on the web today. It’s a place where fans can get the latest news and happenings in the world of pro wrestling. Wrestlezone also happens to be home to some of the best writers in the business today. I am happy to associate my name with this site and those who contribute. That is, except for you.
I also want to take this opportunity to apologize to our readers for putting this column ahead of my weekly TNA Impact Review. It’s on it’s way, and I don’t think Gilbertti will like what I have to say about last Thursday’s show. Just when I thought TNA would challenge the WWE in the ratings war, it seems to continue on the downward spiral. However, I won’t give up on this company. They have all the pieces in place to be the best. With live broadcasts on the horizon, sky’s the limit. The WWE has now started to put up the latest news from the competitor on their website. Why? Because they don’t see them as a threat and neither do I. Not lately. It makes me so mad to see a company that I believe in so much make such poor decisions. They have the talent, they have SPIKE, they have the momentum, and yet they continue to focus on comedy as the basis for their shows.
Well, I hope your happy Gilbetti, you brought out the worst in me. Maybe it’s time to take our war of words to the next level on Wrestezone Radio. That’s right, I challenge you to a debate. Let’s put your opinions up against mine and find out what the fans think. You will then find out why they call me The Authority. I look forward to your response. Let’s end this once an for all. I am ready. Are you?
What do you fans think of Glenn Gilbertti? You can email The Authority at cjschultz77@yahoo.com
