Kurt Angle “Blasts” UK Soccer Star Cristiano Ronaldo

Nick Paglino

TNA’s Kurt Angle recently conducted a kayfabe interview with the UK Sun where he blasts British soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo. Angle made the comments to build some heat for himself and to acknowledge TNA’s upcoming UK tour. Angle said, “I should officially request that the British government detain Ronaldo for the time in which myself and the rest of the Main Event Mafia are in the city of Manchester for TNA’s Maximum Impact Tour…his inability to drive, combined with his natural weakness as a soccer player, would make navigating the United Kingdom far too risky for an international celebrity such as myself with a pathetic fool like that out on the streets…Lesson number one – soccer is a girl’s game in the United States, and since we set the rules across the globe, Ronaldo should abandon the sissy English game and get in the six sided ring of TNA like a real American.”

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