WWE Raw Results – November 2nd, 2009

Chris Cash

WWE RAW Results - November 2, 2009WWE RAW Results
November 2, 2009
Report By: Chris Cash for WrestleZone.com

WWE RAW Opener:

We open with the guest hosts, Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne.  Smoke flares up around the ring and they are already in the middle, Ozzy sitting on a throne and Sharon sitting next to him.  Once the music stops, Ozzy says "Welcome to Monday Night Raw" and he hands the mic to Sharon.  She says that this is not the first time he’s been in the WWE and they show past clips of his appearances for the company.  Once they return live, they are quickly cut off by the United States Champion, The Miz.   

Miz asks if the two are having a good time because he plans on having one tonight.  He says he’s a bigger star than their entire family and mocks Sharon’s accent.  Sharon just keeps saying "really, really".  Miz continues by saying that he was robbed last week on Raw in his match with Evan Bourne.  He wants them to erase it from the history books.  Ozzy stands up and asks who the hell he is.  He’s about to do his "awesome" catchphrase, but he’s cut off by Legacy (no Orton) as they come down to the ring.

Cody Rhodes tells Miz it’s petty that he is complaning about losing last week by count out.  They say they have serious issues because Kofi smashed the nascar they bought for Orton last week.  He asks Ozzy to put them in a handicap match against Kingston tonight.  Miz tells them to wait their turn because they are dealing with him.  Sharon says "really" AGAIN and Big Show’s music hits.  He comes down to the ring with a very bad look on his face.

Show tells the Osbourne’s not to listen to the "complainers".  He said he was physically assaulted by the entire Raw roster last week and he demands an apology.  Ozzy says he’s "so sorry" and Big Show says that he doesn’t want an apologize from him.  He wants an apology from the Raw roster.  Ozzy screams "Sharon" and D-X’s music hits immediately.  They make their way down to the ring and Triple H and mocks those superstars already in the ring by calling them "ratings killers".  They put over Ozzy’s book, "I Am Ozzy", and they put over their D-X book which gets a good pop from the crowd.

Miz cuts them off and says this is serious.  Hunter says that he knows it is and that they are going to give everyone there exactly what they want.   Hunter whispers in Ozzy’s ear and Ozzy says that he is going to wrestle Evan ??? tonight for the U.S. Title.   Shawn says "Bourne" under his breath and that it’s "close enough" because Ozzy didn’t say "Bourne".  Shawn addresses Legacy and through Sharon, makes a match between Randy Orton and Kofi Kingston.

When they get to Big Show, Show takes over and tries to play "their" game.  He wants Ozzy to make a match between Hunter, Shawn, and John Cena.  He whispers in Ozzy’s ear and Ozzy starts announcing the match.  He starts with John Cena, but Triple H takes over the ear whispering and gets him to announce Cena vs Big Show vs Chris Jericho.  Sharon confirms by saying all matches are final and if they’re not down with that, she’s got two words for them….you know the rest.



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