Jerry Sandusky, Meet Terry Garvin; Backdoor to Chyna

Nick Paglino



I heard Chyna on Howard Stern. I’ve read her various histrionics since. This nutbar should realize she’s never setting foot in a WWE ring again.

Wrestling is usually a place where you never say never. Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels did a DVD together, for God’s sake. But Chyna used to bang the son-in-law, and she prefaced her plea to return to WWE by starring in a video that featured her performing anal sex.

Receiving, not giving. I know there’s been some question.

WWE is PG-13, kind of. I doubt that “Backdoor to Chyna” is rated PG-13.

Chyna bleats about her legacy. About closure. But she’s just another circus freak who’s seen her time come and go. Take a hike, Frankenstein.

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