These matches didn’t quite make the final cut, but they are well worth the read…
The time has come for the grand reveal of the best new gimmick matches as submitted by the Wrestlezone readers. I have spent the past week sifting through literally hundreds of responses. I will assure you that I read each and every submission thoroughly and gave them due consideration. First off, let me say that you are a bunch of sick puppies…seriously, you guys are nuts! You SOB’s submitted ideas that ranged from vicious to lewd to demented – and I loved every second of it, haha. I have opted to reward creativity for the most part. I almost immediately discarded submissions that were just 15 other gimmick matches combined together. Personally, I don’t think a lot of thought was put into a Dog Collar Strap Table Inferno Scaffold Elimination Chamber match. Many of those ideas were overly convoluted…sometimes simpler is truly better, although a few high concept ideas certainly made the list. I wanted to have fun with this, so I’m going to include some realistic ideas, along with some funny ones. Can’t take ourselves too seriously. By the way, due to the general sickness of our wonderful readers, this article is rated R…so read at your own risk.
Before presenting the top 20 reader submitted gimmick match ideas in my next column, here are some honorable (or often dishonorable) mentions:
*Gimmicks Submitted By Readers Who Have Watched One Too Many Horror Movies (and evidently are more than okay with actual murder taking place during the match)*
(Sounds pricey, but inventive. I wonder how they will explain the rules to the buffalo)
*Gimmicks Submitted By Readers Who Need To Get Some Action*
(I will admit, this highly disturbing concept made me laugh out loud. Yes, a real life LOL).
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