SEGMENT #4
*Lacey Von Erich: HOT!
*The plain Janes are the babyfaces. The hot girls are the heels. Somehow, I bet the coveted 25-54 male demographic goes against the grain on this one.
*Angelina Love looks like the stripper that got fired. Wait, come to think of it…
*I'm TOTALLY in love with Lacey Von Erich. No kidding. The fact that her dad and uncles were totally insane and now mostly dead makes her all the more desirable.
*Look, it's Daffney. Wait, who's Daffney? Why would the goth girl help the hot girls instead of the weird spider girl?
*Christ, who's THIS Brit? Did I flip back to ROH again? That black guy isn't really Pope, is he? What about that puff of white smoke I saw coming from Scott Hall's dressing room?
SEGMENT #5
*Lacey Von Erich: HOT!
*Who will Sting's opponent be? Ace Frehley, I hope.
*Instead of making Sting wrestle whoever as punishment for manhandling Dixie Carter, why not just fire him?
*MY GOD, IT'S ROB VAN DAM! MY GOD! IT'S RVD! Wait a minute…why would Sting be scared of Rob Van Dam? I bet Vince McMahon isn't.
*Why would a babyface come through the crowd and attack a heel from behind?
*Is RVD badly hurt, or just really wasted?
*Hogan looks like he just crawled out of a bomb shelter in London during WWII, the big one.
*Sting's massacre of RVD is reminiscent of the Rodney King beatdown. "Please drop the camera and help me." Why is security restraining Hogan, thus prolonging the pounding of Van Dam? TNA did a good job making Sting a heel, though.
*Wrestling SAT question: Kevin Nash, Sean Waltman, Scott Hall, Eric Young. Which doesn't belong?
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