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If you think people who wait overnight in really long lines just to buy a new phone are idiots, you are really going to enjoy this video. Meet Jack, the new poster boy for why you should always have a case on your fancy new expensive smart phone. Jack is one of the fools who has been brainwashed by Apple into thinking he has to immediately have the newest version of whatever they're schilling. In fact, Jack is so excited about his new toy, he can barely contain his excitement as he opens the box on live TV. And then, splat. There goes Jack's rent for next month, bouncing around on the concrete. This is why we can't have nice things, Jack.