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Another week, another batch of inappropriately hilarious tweets compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them yourself. They’ll think you’re hilarious, but inside you’ll be cold and dead. Follow @robfee on Twitter. @ieatanddrink Not to sound like a "renegade badass/bad boy rocker" but when I open the door to my PT Cruiser lots of empty cans of fruit cocktail roll out ...

Social media has been a terrific way for us all to come together and make fun of people who put their ignorance on display for the whole world to see. Last week, we enjoyed tweets from people who thought cologne was spelled COLON. This week's collection comes courtesy of a bunch of people who very unfortunately, yet hilariously, don't realize that there are two P's in the word: rapper. And just like that, your favorite musical artist is a horrible, horrible human being. Who's your favorite raper. - J. Cole, Meek Mill, Nas, Jay Z, etc. ask.fm/a/2dbad7mq - `HFM (@MAhmed_24) February 11, 2013 my grandma just told everyone her favorite raper is vanilla ice .. LOL love her - ...

Another week, another batch of inappropriately hilarious tweets compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them yourself. They’ll think you’re hilarious, but inside you’ll be cold and dead. Follow @robfee on Twitter. @JordyHamrick I just saw the most beautiful girl, but she was wearing those huge sunglasses so there is still a chance she's a 1200 pound rhinoceros. ...

Another week, another batch of inappropriately hilarious tweets compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them yourself. They’ll think you’re hilarious, but inside you’ll be cold and dead. Follow @robfee on Twitter. @boring_as_heck Your search - Bruno Mars not wearing a stupid hat - did not match any documents. Did you mean: Bruno Mars wearing a stupid hat? ...

Another week, another batch of inappropriately hilarious tweets compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them yourself. They’ll think you’re hilarious, but inside you’ll be cold and dead. Follow @robfee on Twitter. @SCbchbum New guy at Starbucks dotted the "i" in Erica with a heart on my cup. Marriage proposal, right? Or he's gay. Or a playa. Dickbag. Hate him already. ...

Another week, another batch of inappropriately hilarious tweets compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them yourself. They’ll think you’re hilarious, but inside you’ll be cold and dead. Follow @robfee on Twitter, and check out his bestselling comedy album, "Grape Stomp," on iTunes. @conanobrienswyf How the hell did Charles Manson get like 16 people to murder for him? I can't even get two kids to brush their teeth. ...