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Thanksgiving is almost here, and that typically means a day of delicious food and good times with family and friends. Sometimes, though, not all of the day's events go according to plan. Family members may fight, your football team may not win, and the food, well, let's just say the dishes served can occasionally disappoint. If any of this happens to you, just know you are not alone. Here are some funny Thanksgiving Day disasters to be thankful for. ...

Every kid is taught to draw a hand turkey early in their lives. What most parents don't know is that you can tell a lot about your child based on their hand turkeys. In this gallery, we analyze your child's turkey drawings - without any qualifications whatsoever - and tell you what it says about them. Much like this beak-less turkey, your child lacks the ability to speak freely and instead simply hides his pain behind a forced smile. ...

At this point, you pretty much know what to expect on Thanksgiving day: a lot of food, some uncomfortable family conversation and, if you're lucky, a nap during football. But it's an entirely more adventurous experience for the family dog. Whether he's trying to sniff strangers in the crotch or steal his own helping of turkey, this timeline gives you a first-person (first-dog?) perspective on what turkey day is like for our furry four-legged friend. ...

As a single man, there'll always be an urge to fill certain holes of your life with seemingly honest activities. Maybe it helps to make up for the lack of responsibility you hold in comparison to those brave enough to don a wedding band, or maybe you're just bored. But you, no doubt, occasionally find yourself volunteering for something you may not be completely qualified to handle, like rescuing a feral kitten off the streets, cleaning graffiti off the underpass and calling it a "beach cleanup," or, in this case, hosting your first Thanksgiving. At first glance, it may not seem like such a chore just by watching a couple runs of National Lampoon's "Christmas Vacation" and kicking open your ...

Although summer is long gone and storms begin to beat at our front doors, there are a number of silver linings to the month of November, and we’re not about to let you forget them. From the beginnings of big holiday meals, beers and games to the sexy winter wear and even sexier elections, this month can prove to be your best if you let in the 10 best things about November. No. 10 - Movember Gentlemen, let the facial hair games begin! And for a good cause, too. November means it is time to let the mustaches loose in order to raise money to fight prostate cancer and bring attention to men's health issues in ...