r. kelly
Colin Farrell, Gene Simmons, Kendra Wilkinson: What do they have in common? All were involved in sex tape scandals. But they’re just the tip of the iceberg. Other celebrities who fell into the let’s-film-ourselves-doing-the-nasty include Jennifer Lopez, Chyna Doll, Vince Neil, Kid Rock, Scott Stapp, Tyson Beckford, and of course proof-of-humanity’s downfall, Kim Kardashian. Sex tapes among celebrities have almost become de riguer. What’s interesting is how unsexy they are; fantasy doesn’t come close to reality. Proves that some actors can’t act like porn stars. So what separates the ...
This broke over a month ago but it is pretty much the greatest thing ever so we're sharing it anyways. The screen grab below is from one of the newer installments of R. Kelly's never-ending hip-hopera, "Trapped in the Closet" and as you'll see, it is a book we should all be reading. You can click on the image to see the full-sized version, but just in case, here's the text that the book repeats: "Stream of consciousness, good. Textual texting for the verbose placement of words. Blah blach blah. Crazy ass shit. In a series of uncommon events that involved several good men and women from the greater chicagoland area, the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog. Stream of consciousness. ...
We're all going to tune in to the debate tomorrow night and fight off naps for a couple hours as the two presidential candidates fling around vague, time-worn, party line statements while totally ignoring the moderator and each other. So we took it upon ourselves to liven up the debate between Mitt Romney and Barack Obama by setting the two against each other to the lyrics of R. Kelly's classic, "Trapped in the Closet, Chapter 2." We find you can learn a lot about both candidates from this spell-binding one act. ...