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It's hard to believe that the hysterical FX series "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" has been on the air for eight seasons, with production of season nine underway. Series co-writer, producer and star Glenn Howerton (Dennis Reynolds) recently tweeted that the new season is "some of the funniest shit [they've] ever done." Looking back, we realized that is no easy feat. So in anticipation for the upcoming season, set to air in September 2013, we've gathered up the best catchphrases and one-liners from the gang and arranged them into the 100 greatest quotes from the show. Check them out and then dive into the comments section to laugh, rejoice and argue with us. 100. [Singing] You gotta pay ...

We knew we were taking on a nearly impossible task trying to come up with an ultimate "The Simpsons" top 100 quotes list. So bear in mind that in order to even tackle such a tall order, we had to put a few ground rules in place. Most importantly, this list does not contain catchphrases (like "D'oh!" or "Don't have a cow, man!") or back-and-forths between characters. We chose to focus on one-liners instead. That being said, we tried to make it as fan-friendly as possible, using lines that are quoted on a daily basis, while still making it entertaining to the casual viewer and those in the mood for a cheap, easy laugh. So enjoy yourselves, and let us know what you think in the comments ...

In honor of Father’s Day, we’ve compiled a list of 20 hilarious quotations from famous dads and sons about baby making and child rearing. Pass these on to all the men in your life who’ve made the ultimate sacrifice of beers for baby bottles. “Human beings are the only creatures on Earth that allow their children to come back home.” --Bill Cosby, comedian ...