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Before last night's stunning upset at the hands of the still-D-Rose-less Chicago Bulls, the Miami Heat hadn't lost since before the Baltimore Ravens won the Super Bowl. In fact, it was on Super Bowl Sunday, February 3, that the Heat began ripping the league with their now concluded 27-game winning streak. Miami's streak fell six shy of the 1971-1972 Lakers' record run of 33 games, which lasted 65 days. The Heat's streak reached 53 days and lasted long enough that ESPN found a way to compare them to Michael Jordan's Bulls, although that still doesn't tell us that much. So let's put this thing in perspective with a whole bunch of random, ridiculous things that failed to endure as long as ...

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Comedian Kyle Mooney interviews Heat fans.

After a hard-fought and completely deserved championship, the Miami Heat have a year to wear "Hi, Haters" t-shirts and enjoy bottle service in every club, or whatever else it is that awful human beings do nowadays. We sat down with Miami Heat head coach Erik Spoelstra to find out what it's like to coach players like LeBron "Don't blame me if we lose, but give me the credit if we win" James, Dwayne "Why didn't you call that foul?" Wade, Chris "No, I'm not the mascot of Toys R Us" Bosh, and Juwan "Peach Basket" Howard. Mandatory: Coach Spoelstra, thanks for joining me today. Erik Spoelstra: No problem at all. And please call me E-Z Money. Mandatory: I'm sorry, I'm not calling you ...