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A new test revealed that Ian Kinnaird, a 72-year-old retired Scottish lecturer, has a genetic marker that has never been found before in Western Europe. Basically, Kinnaird is the grandson of Eve, which also makes him the grandfather of everyone in Britain. Can you imagine how hellish his Christmas shopping is going to be now? The research was conducted by a project called Britain's DNA, and cost Kinnaird 200 pounds. Tests revealed Kinnaird to be a genetic thoroughbred and traced his ancestry to an African lineage. Their findings were so rare, Kinnaird got a personal phone call from the lab. Kinnaird says his inbox has been getting slammed ever since. Here are the scientific details: ...